Sometimes I’m not sure where my studying goes awry. I’m motoring right along and then suddenly I find myself on Paint (no, not photoshop, I’m not THAT advanced) making artistic masterpieces.
So today I found myself studying art history. And then I found myself becoming a part of art history.
So I present to you art as it SHOULD have been done.
Me after Medical School:
"The Katie Clinic" by Thomas Eakins. An excellent example of Realism art (I think... I should study more)
Me if I don’t go to Medical School:
"Tenement Interior in Poverty Gap" Photo by Jacob Riis.
Me “pointing to my kids as treasures” HAH! Yeah right:
"Katie Pointing to Her Children as Her Treasures" by Angelica Kauffmann. This is definitely Neoclassicism. Boy, I sure had some cute kids!!
Me at the beach… with me, me, me, me, and me:
"A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte" by Georges Seurat. Post-Impressionism at it's finest... and also me at MY finest.
Me, me, and me at a party:
"Moulin de la Galette" by Pierre-Auguste Renoir. Impressionism. Nobody loves me at a party like me!
Me working at a bar:
"A Bar at the Folies Bergere Or Whatever" by Manet. I have to put myself through school somehow!
And then this:
"The Scream" by Edvard Munch. I can't tell who is more scared of who.
There you have it.
I’m so gonna ace this test.