Let Me Tell You Something…

In case you all forgot, I’m very wise and important. So here I have assembled some of my own flawless wisdomlets (the word my mom and I made up for little pieces of wisdom) and a few by some other wise (not otherwise) and important people… like me. (I really love parentheses.)

Thoughts while listening to dumb songs on the radio: If you’re saying to people “Don’t hate me cuz I’m beautiful” chances are they hate you for other reasons… like your winning personality.
(This one is not a joke. I mean it!!!)

If you find yourself in leggings and a shirt that does not cover your behind, then for God’s sake, go change your clothes.

It is not necessary to flash a peace sign in every picture that you take. If I see it once, I will go ahead and assume that you’re in support of peace until I hear otherwise. While we’re on the subject, it’s also unnecessary to make a face that makes you look like an underwater sea creature in every picture. I think fish are cute too… but there is a reason we are not fish.

“If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.”
– Alice Roosevelt Longworth

“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.”
– Bertrand Russell

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Some people take me more seriously than they should. I like to say ridiculous things because it cracks me up. If it offends you, chances are you don’t know me well enough to know otherwise.

This has been a message by me sponsored by NBC*. The more you know….

*It’s not sponsored by NBC at all but if they want to throw some money my way, I won’t complain.

Does anyone have a burrito they can spare???

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About Katie

I love football, fashion, burritos, music, Star Wars, and shopping.
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One Response to Let Me Tell You Something…

  1. Bubbz says:

    you crack me up Katie!!!

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